I’m sitting in a mall in Ohio, when a chick sits at the end of this big couch I’m on and starts eating mayonnaise from a big Best Foods/Hellmann’s container.
I ask her if she’s really eating mayo. She says she is. I say all right, haven’t seen that before. She asks if I want some. I respond that I’m good.
She then says it is actually yogurt and this was for a college sociology class.
Turns out she targeted me on the couch just to see my reaction and now, I’ll be in her paper.